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The Starbuck

The Starbuck's Socialists Parlour


 By

David A. Noebel


 


"I used to consider ... liberals who praise Fidel Castro to be the most despicable people imaginable.  That's probably because I have to deal with these people on a regular basis.  I call them Starbuck's Socialists.  You know the type.  They spend about ten dollars a day to have other people make their coffee while they read the $20 deluxe edition of The Communist Manifesto at Barnes and Noble.... Most of them are college professors."  Mike S. Adams, Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel (2004), p. 134.


 


 


Imagine there's no Heaven


(Thanks to John Lennon)


It's quite easy when one tries


No Hell below us


Above us only Sky


Imagine there's no Creator


Objective reality, absolute truth


It's easy when alert


No purpose below us


Above us energized dirt


Free love for the asking


Abortion on demand


Planned Parenthood's a sacred cow


Christianity's in the can


Take everyone's guns away


And toss them in the sand


Shout out for world government


The Brother/Sisterhood of (wo)myn


Feminists are screaming


For shippin' men enmass


To Mars, Venus and to the Moon


So peace on earth can be acclaimed quite soon


Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, Q


Multiculturalists hollering "heteronormative" at You and You


Strange-sex affairs (LGBTQ) must be everywhere


For social progress  to begin


"Queers for Christ" are now progressive types


"Atheists for Jesus" are marching in lockstep


Homophobia is a mean, social disease


LUGS, GUGS, BUGS are  normal, healthy, chic


Cross-dressers are the new health providers


Queer Studies are academic fair


Thanks to cultural Marxism--


Political Correctness insists


We are no longer "One  nation, under God, indivisible"


Since there is no god or nation


Worth sacrifice or trust


Welfare and dope  for the homeless


Condoms for the kids


We must not blame criminals


For anything they did


Right and wrong are cultural determinates


There's no such thing as sin


Who cares if the world is lost and hurtin'


It's merely soul-less tin


Besides, we are emerging


Foamy, blue-green algae pond scum


Heading for our Socialist Paradise


Hey! Darwin's fish just swallowed the "J" fish


No one seems to mind


Animal rights are most important


Since we are evolving slime


Without game plan or direction


Wind-borne particles are we


Having more uncomplicated fun than usual


Since no one must  pay one's fees


It's free, man, it's all free


You hear it everywhere


Breakfast at noon, Lunch at four, Dinner at eight


All paid for by the beneficent State


Man has finally abolished the curse of work


Reason, science, law and  revelation


Are antique history now


Enlightenment comes from nowhere


But that's a mystery for sure


Values are tied to matter alone


Morals and ethics are done


Unless, of course, "relative" is sine qua non


But then there's nothing to worry about


For there's  no eternal Son


Meaning to existence is parochial


Judgment and justice are myths of the past


Live it up in the present why not  have a blast


But if by chance you're wrong, dead wrong


And there is a Designer somewhere


A soul intact and reason on board with revelation galore


Well, then my friend, my advise to you


Is really quite simple indeed


Kiss the Son (Ps. 2) and breathe eternal life


Worship God


Turn your life around and live for Him


With purpose and grace in toe


Fearing neither Darwin or Marx


Nietzsche or Freud's baseless claims on your soul